As of now all performances of Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie are going ahead. Please check back regularly for updates!


Book, Music & Lyrics by

Ethan Crystal & Garrett Poladian


Thur July 30 at 7pm

Fri July 31 at 7pm

Sat Aug 1 at 2pm & 7pm

Sun Aug 2 at 2pm

Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie tells the story of Ian (a regular high school kid) and Kyle (a stoner college dropout) working at a Tropical Smoothie in Panama City Beach, Florida. Together, along with Ian’s older sister Gabby, they explore love, life, weed, smoothies, and what it means to grow up. Oh...and their boss is Golem.

Tickets for members are available at 25% off during our private pre-sale Sunday May 31 thru Sunday June 14

Tickets for go on sale to the public beginning Monday June 15

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